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[bindsthedead]

How do I- Oh! This is Sabriel- please leave a message at the-

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text; 10/3, misfire plot

[helpline]

[ this phone is stupid. Texting is stupid. he knows it's a thing, but it shouldn't be a thing because the phone is stupid and he keeps hitting the wrong letters and it's not a normal Earth phone it's a weird different Earth phone, but he knows Clara texts so he's going to text even though it's stupid. ]

Clara?

[ he just wants to contact her to make sure this texting works, okay? It's not his fault that the Doctor's doing so on misfire day. ]

text; 10/3, misfire plot

[bindsthedead]

Who?

[helpline]

Is this Clara?

[bindsthedead]

No, this is Sabriel

[helpline]

Why aren't you Clara? I was trying to text Clara.

[bindsthedead]

Something's wrong with the communicators. I'm sorry, but I can't turn into someone else just because you ask me to.

[helpline]

So it's not my fault.

[ that is GREAT news ]

I suppose I'll forgive you not being Clara since you told me this.