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[bindsthedead]

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[bindsthedead]

Because if he was you'd be dead by now. Their substance is inimical to life, they tend to kill and maim any living things- including humans- they encounter in various painful ways if they don't enslave them- so you'd either be dead, missing a few limbs, or little more than a puppet. Also, they reek of hot metal and dislike keeping a fixed form.

Besides, there's no magic native to this world. So unless he's secretly an imPort, he's just an ordinary cat.

[douchebag]

That is so disappointing. Having some evil hellbeast would be so cool.

Do you think he might be an imPort? Does that happen to animals?

[bindsthedead]

Only because dealing with them isn't your job. It's part of mine, in my world.

There have been animal imPorts before. Sometimes the Porter lets them turn into humans, as it does with AI. But it's not common. The only one I can think of at the moment is Komasan.

[douchebag]

I guess so. I had to deal with morons in my world. That wasn't very much fun.

What? It turns animals in humans? AI? How many AI are here? What's a Komasan?

[bindsthedead]

Well, it sounds pleasantly dull and not particularly dangerous, at least. Better than my responsibilities back home.

Komasan is... I'm not entirely sure what Komasan is. I think he's some sort of talking dog. And I'm not sure if it happens to every AI, but I've known several who've arrived in human bodies.

[douchebag]

Talking dogs and human AI. I don't know why anything surprises me anymore.

Shit, I gotta go. Thanks for watching Leon for me, Sabriel. I owe you one.